For once.. I didn’t fall asleep in the bath… That’s good, right? Wrong. The one time I didn’t fall asleep in the bath (or even almost fall asleep), I almost drown myself. It seemed like… I don’t know… Maybe… Like a sub-conscious attempt at suicide via drowning myself in the bath… The soapy bathwater made me conscious of what I was doing… So I guess… The disgusting taste of bathwater kind of saved my life.

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