Interestingly, my ex-boyfriend inboxed me today in reply to when I wished him happy birthday back in March… March 14th to be precise… He was only inquiring whether we’re “cool” now. And I’m anticipating being ignored now because now he knows we are in fact “cool” seeing as though I no longer hate him with a passion, I just dislike him mildly. But yeah… Ignorance is bliss. So why aren’t I happy?