I didn’t wake up last night – at least I don’t remember if I did. But I did wake up in an odd position. I went to sleep on my right side, holding some teddies, but I woke up on my left side with no teddies. I was almost in the foetal position and some blankets were blocking my nose and mouth, making it hard to breathe. To make matters even more confusing, I woke up no longer wearing the left shoulder of the T-shirt I was wearing. The material of the T-shirt had bunched up above my shoulder with my head resting on it. I really do wonder how I get into these strange sleeping positions.