The coldest season of seasons is descending upon us – time for ice, snow and spontaneous ninja movements. That’s right, spontaneous ninja movements.
As it gets colder, ice begins to form. No, not normal ice. Ice in ninja form. Black ice. The only kind of ice that I ever slip on. It is trés crafty in that you can’t see it on the roads or pavement you’re walking on – oh no! – before you even know it’s there, you’re already flat on your face! So get training, boys and girls, and get those spontaneous, black ice special ninja moves up to scratch this Winter. Good luck with that…

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